One line drinking puns

Things got a little tense. A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented.

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One line drinking puns. Alcohol animal money puns. 8266 2503 votes. The future the present and the past walked into a bar.

Things got a little tense. 8264 3125 votes. A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under.

Here youll find drinking jokes and one liners. Enjoy and share your favorites with family and friends. A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says We dont serve food. The hamburger says Thats OK I just want a drink. A screwdriver goes into a bar.

The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you. 8236 497 votes. A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

8227 1117 votes. Tequila is a good drink. You drink it and you feel like a cactus.

The only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward. 7149 1597 votes. I screamed at my neighbor What on earth are you doing on our roof He screamed back I saw you at the bar and you said the drinks were on the house One liner tags.

6988 115 votes. This weeks puns and one liners take the theme of drink jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Just heard someone shouting Tequila.

Whiskey I said I call the shots around here. How do you ask a. Alcohol car stupid time.

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I only drink on days beginning with T. Tuesday Thursday today and tomorrow. That one liner im not drinking too much tonight never goes as planned The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also cant drive a car and start behaving illogically. There are drunk bikers.

A snake slithered into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Im sorry said the bartender but I cant serve you Why not asked the snake. The bartender said Because you cant hold your liquor.

This weeks puns and one liners take the form of Leg Jokes. As always they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality and another page to come about the old a xxx walks into a pub jokes I was in a pub the other night and some bloke offered me eight legs of venison for 200. Fine Wine Pick-Up Line.

Hey babe what are you doing this fall. Cause Id like to make you part of the seasons harvest. Forgive me for I have zinned.

This weeks puns and one liners take the theme of wine jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. A friend has an excellent nose for wine.

Its shaped like a corkscrew. A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

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6644 78 votes. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke but he was alright because it was a soft drink. 6710 54 votes.

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The inspiration for this weeks page of one liners was a bottle of water on a table so here are some water jokes. As usual dont expect too much hilarity or originality. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well. Every time I take a drink from a bottle it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

One-Liner Dinosaur Puns. Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures. I dino what to tell ya.

Here is your dinosaur toy. Would you like it gift raptor not. Im not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun.

You laugh now but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs dont find it humerus. Pass the eyerolls. These witty one-liners will earn you funniest-in-the-family bragging rights.

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A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy concise and meaningful. Before I already list you a bunch of short coffee jokes that you can easily remember and deliver in a punchy way.

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Be careful though humour is infectious and these jokes are going viral puns intended. Coronavirus World Tour T-Shirt. The Top Ten Coronavirus One Liner Jokes.

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Some of the comments may lead toward ocean puns but in general the pun battlesconversations stay close to the water themeIf youve found any threads or messengeriPhone screenshots that are water-themed but arent included. A list of 46 Mask puns. A mask is an object normally worn on the face typically for protection disguise performance or entertainmentMasks have been used since antiquity.

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