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Youre so hot you make my colony collapse. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away.
This weeks puns and one liners are based on the theme of banking jokes.
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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these one liner. This weeks puns and one liners are based on the theme of banking jokes.
As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow. A local bank is introducing a cash machine built in to a tree.
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another but only have 500.
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